Fart Wars! A star wars parody 

A hell of a long time ago, on some planet... There was this guy, out in the middle of nowhere.. what the hell he was doing out there? Nobody knows.. Pff.. he ws probably on some mission... with some old geezer! I bet they're tryin' to like.. save the universe or somethin'.. fighting some galactic empire er somethin' with a base the size of a fucking moon!  What the hell kinda chance would THEY have?!  If thier lucky ya know.. they might like.. run into some sissy-ass pilot thats hard up for money.  Him an' his walking carpet might take them out in his flying piece of shit.. Knowing him he'll be dumb enough to get caught though..  I bet the "pilot" goes trigger happy and go's to show off.. meanwhile the boy gets a hard on and goes off to save some princesss.  And the old geezer??  He has to return a laser sword thing to a friend of his who now calls himself "Darth".  But "Darth" is pissed, the old geezer got chocolate milk on the handle.  Darth probably has little or no will power so his anger just takes all control. And, unfortunately, the old guy can't fight for shit, so he's easily defeated..

to be continued? (Feel free to submit any editing i might do to this story to make it funnier or more story to continue this parody)